1. Seattle. Despite the sad circumstances, it was an amazing trip. I love my family, I love that city. Every time we step foot innit, we want to live there. I think we will one day.
2. Thanksgiving
3. Walking for miles at a time
4. Kale chips
5. Purging, always.
6. New Orleans
7. KEXP, WFMU, KUAR
8. Best Coast!
9. Arcade Fire! I can't not like these Canucks.
10. My little family unit. ♥ ♥ ♥
Par the course, here's #11:
Samantha was looking for advice for a side dish to make for a Thanksgiving dinner she was invited to. She queried "What do you make for people who are extremely picky and do not like vegetables, like at all?" (Paraphrased, big time!) Jhn Mrk replied:
Sam, you should bring something with tempeh and seitan and flax seeds and some fuckin’ soyfurkey or whateverthefuck with tofutti fake-on stripps and nature burger powder and nutritional yeast sprinkled all over it and then stick a goddamn ear candle in the top. When they ask what it’s called, say, "It’s ‘vegan armpit nugget loaf,’ and it’s ssoooooooo goooooood, dude. There’s no vegetables in it, and no animal products, just science! And you won’t even be able to tell the difference between this and regular armpit nugget loaf. I dumpstered all the ingredients!"This made me laugh hysterically because, seriously, sometimes something as simple as making a side dish can be really hard, especially when people won't eat or try something different or vegetarian because of whatever crazy reason they give. But, it doesn't end there. Nooooooo, they have to accuse you of being radical or crazy or something. This is a natural segue way to tell you how wrong you live your life, too! This is a recipe where you pull out all of the stops and give them a reason to accuse you of being insane. I am soooooooooooooo going to make this one day.
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